In today's softer, weaker America, we like to clean up our heroes. We like to turn the lives of our American forefathers into wholesome stories we can tell our children.
But the truth is, they were hard men - they had to be. They lived in unrelenting, vicious times. The men who rose to lead this country during those times did so by stomping ass. "Honest Abe" was a tough, badass S.O.B. and here at Pipe Hitters Union, we pay homage to this Original Pipe Hitter!